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The Hemp Doctor - ZOOTED | 100MG DELTA 9 THC Seltzer
$10.95
Free shipping over $100 (Excluding Seltzers)
We process and ship orders within 1–2 business days. Delivery times vary based on your location and selected shipping method. You'll receive a tracking number once your order is on the way. Please ensure your shipping details are accurate—we're not responsible for delays due to incorrect information.
We stand behind every product with a 100-day satisfaction guarantee. If you’re not happy with your purchase, reach out to our team. We accept returns on unopened items and will work with you to make it right. Some restrictions may apply.
We test all products through certified third-party labs. To view the latest lab results, please visit our COA’s page.
Crack open the chaos. ZOOTED DELTA 9 THC Seltzer delivers 100MG of hemp-derived Delta 9 in every bold, bubbly 12oz can. Fast-acting, flavor-packed, and seriously potent—choose Blue Razz or Lemon Lime and get ready to ride the wave.
Flavor Lineup:
💙 Blue Razz – Bold, electric, and berry-charged.
💚 Lemon Lime – Crisp, citrusy, and refreshing with a tangy twist.
Light, sparkling, and sugar-free, ZOOTED DELTA 9 THC Seltzer is your go-to drinkable high with zero guesswork and all the vibes. These are singlesbut retail-packed in convenient 12-packs, perfect for sharing—or not.
Ingredients:
Purified Water, Nano Delta 9 THC (Hemp Derived, 100mg), Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Sucralose, Potassium Sorbate (Preserves Freshness)
Caution:
This product may cause drowsiness. Do not drive, operate machinery, or mix with alcohol. Keep out of reach of children. Not intended for individuals under 21, pregnant or nursing women, or anyone taking medications without consulting a physician.
Disclaimer:
This product contains hemp-derived Delta 9 THC and complies with all federal and state regulations. Each can contains no more than 0.3% total Delta 9 THC by dry weight.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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We go beyond the usual “indica vs. sativa.” Every product is classified using lab-tested data on cannabinoids and terpenes—so you're choosing based on how it actually feels, not just the strain name. Most customers love shopping by mood, and it works surprisingly well.
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Yes. Our products contain THC and will trigger a positive result. If you’re subject to drug testing, we recommend not using them.
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Yes. Every product is tested by third-party labs to ensure quality, safety, and compliance with federal regulations.
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Expect a classic THC experience—fun, relaxing, and dependable. It’s federally legal, consistently grown, and backed by our 100-day money-back guarantee.