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The Hemp Doctor - Phuk’d Up | 50mg Delta 9 THC Seltzer
$29.95
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The Hemp Doctor Phuk’d Up 50mg Delta 9 THC Seltzer
A crisp Delta 9 THC seltzer from The Hemp Doctor with 50mg hemp derived Delta 9 in each 12oz can. This zero sugar, zero calorie sparkling drink is sweetened with monk fruit and comes in easy-sipping flavors like Cherry Cola, Strawberry Lemonade, and Piña Colada. Great for social sipping or a simple, alcohol-free unwind.
Why shoppers pick this seltzer
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50mg Delta 9 THC per can for a noticeable effect
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Hemp derived and batch tested with COA available
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Zero sugar and zero calories, monk fruit sweetened
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From The Hemp Doctor, a trusted hemp brand
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Available as single cans and multi-packs
Effects you can expect
A clear, uplifting head change with a relaxed finish. Results vary by person, serving size and timing. Avoid driving after use and do not mix with alcohol.
When it will hit
Beverages can be felt faster than edibles. Many people notice effects in 15–45 minutes, while others need up to 90 minutes. Start slow and wait before considering more.
How to use
Serve chilled. Sip gradually and consider half a can to start if you’re new to Delta 9 seltzers.
Flavor lineup
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Cherry Cola — fizzy classic with a cola finish
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Strawberry Lemonade — sweet, tart and refreshing
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Piña Colada — tropical profile with a smooth finish
Quick specs
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Brand: The Hemp Doctor
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Format: Delta 9 THC seltzer
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Strength: 50mg Delta 9 THC per 12oz can
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Nutrition: zero sugar, zero calories
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Packs: single cans and multi-packs
Notes
For adults 21+ where applicable. Keep away from children. Do not operate machinery after consuming.
FAQs
Is the Delta 9 hemp derived?
Yes. Phuk’d Up uses hemp derived Delta 9. See the product page for the latest COA.
Can I mix it with alcohol?
No. Do not mix with alcohol and avoid driving after use.
What flavors are available?
Three options: Cherry Cola, Strawberry Lemonade, and Piña Colada.
Is it really zero sugar and zero calories?
Yes. It is formulated with monk fruit and contains no sugar and no calories.
How should I store and serve it?
Keep cans cold and serve chilled. Reseal or refrigerate if you do not finish in one sitting.
Who can purchase this product?
For adults 21+ where applicable. Follow local regulations.
Where can I see more from The Hemp Doctor?
Visit the brand hub of THE HEMP DOCTOR at MINT for more products by them.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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We go beyond the usual “indica vs. sativa.” Every product is classified using lab-tested data on cannabinoids and terpenes—so you're choosing based on how it actually feels, not just the strain name. Most customers love shopping by mood, and it works surprisingly well.
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Yes. Our products contain THC and will trigger a positive result. If you’re subject to drug testing, we recommend not using them.
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Yes. Every product is tested by third-party labs to ensure quality, safety, and compliance with federal regulations.
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Expect a classic THC experience—fun, relaxing, and dependable. It’s federally legal, consistently grown, and backed by our 100-day money-back guarantee.