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Uncle Skunks | Cola | 12oz Chronic Craft Soda | 100 MG D9
$12.99
🥤 Uncle Skunk’s Cola – Chronic Craft Soda
Rich, bold, and built like America. Uncle Skunk’s Cola brings you the stuff he grew up on — another recipe Grandpappy brewed up under moonlight.
It’s handcrafted with bright citrus — orange, lemon, and lime — layered over warm notes of vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, coriander, and a smooth touch of rich caramel. The flavor is deep and full — you’d never guess the ingredients that make it sing.
Sweet but balanced, and steeped in spice and tradition. It’s cola the way it should’ve been. This is the one they tried to keep off shelves. A cola with roots. Bold by nature, outlaw by design.
Made with Hemp Derived Delta-9 THC.
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We go beyond the usual “indica vs. sativa.” Every product is classified using lab-tested data on cannabinoids and terpenes—so you're choosing based on how it actually feels, not just the strain name. Most customers love shopping by mood, and it works surprisingly well.
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Yes. Our products contain THC and will trigger a positive result. If you’re subject to drug testing, we recommend not using them.
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Yes. Every product is tested by third-party labs to ensure quality, safety, and compliance with federal regulations.
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Expect a classic THC experience—fun, relaxing, and dependable. It’s federally legal, consistently grown, and backed by our 100-day money-back guarantee.