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The Hemp Doctor - Phuk’d Up | 50mg Delta 9 THC Seltzer
$7.95
Free shipping over $50 (Excluding Setlzer 4 and 12 Packs)
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We stand behind every product with a 100-day satisfaction guarantee. If you’re not happy with your purchase, reach out to our team. We accept returns on unopened items and will work with you to make it right. Some restrictions may apply.
We test all products through certified third-party labs. To view the latest lab results, please visit our COA’s page.
✅ A punchy 50mg of D9 in each can
✅ None of the calories, carbs, or sugar found in gummies
✅ Made with grocery store hotshot monkfruit for guilt-free sweetness
✅ Effective and great tasting too
Now available in a Cherry Cola flavor!
Introducing The Hemp Doctor’s latest innovation in refreshment and relaxation: Phuk’d Up Seltzer. Crafted to deliver a potent and invigorating experience, each can is infused with 50mg of Delta 9 THC, providing a refreshing twist on wellness.
Available in THREE tantalizing flavors— Cherry Cola, Strawberry Lemonade, and Pina Colada—our Phuk’d Up Seltzer offers a burst of tropical flavor with every sip. Whether you’re lounging poolside or unwinding after a long day, these seltzers are the perfect companion for any occasion.
Crafted with quality and precision, our seltzers are made with premium ingredients to ensure a smooth and satisfying taste. Plus, with 50mg of Delta 9 THC per can, they offer a high-potency experience that’s sure to elevate your mood and enhance your relaxation.
Indulge in the ultimate fusion of flavor and wellness with The Hemp Doctor’s Phuk’d Up Seltzer. With two irresistible flavors to choose from, it’s time to elevate your THC drink game and experience a new level of refreshment. Try it today and discover the difference for yourself.
Sips like a soda, punches like a Phuk’d Up.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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We go beyond the usual “indica vs. sativa.” Every product is classified using lab-tested data on cannabinoids and terpenes—so you're choosing based on how it actually feels, not just the strain name. Most customers love shopping by mood, and it works surprisingly well.
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Yes. Our products contain THC and will trigger a positive result. If you’re subject to drug testing, we recommend not using them.
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Yes. Every product is tested by third-party labs to ensure quality, safety, and compliance with federal regulations.
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Expect a classic THC experience—fun, relaxing, and dependable. It’s federally legal, consistently grown, and backed by our 100-day money-back guarantee.