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The Hemp Doctor - Phuk’d Up | 50mg Delta 9 THC Seltzer
$29.95
Free shipping over $50 (Excluding Setlzer 4 and 12 Packs)
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Phuk’d Up Seltzer by The Hemp Doctor – 50mg Delta 9 THC Sparkling Beverage
Sips like a soda. Punches like a Phuk’d Up.
Meet your new favorite way to unwind: Phuk’d Up Seltzer by The Hemp Doctor. Packed with a potent 50mg of hemp-derived Delta 9 THC per can, this sparkling drink blends bold flavor with serious chill — no calories, no sugar, no compromise.
Now available in three mouthwatering flavors — Cherry Cola, Strawberry Lemonade, and Piña Colada — each 12oz can delivers smooth, guilt-free refreshment with a euphoric edge. Whether you’re soaking up the sun, lighting up the night, or just kicking back after a long day, this seltzer is your new go-to.
Why You’ll Love Phuk’d Up Seltzer:
✅ 50mg of Delta 9 THC per can – strong, fast-acting effects
✅ Zero sugar, carbs, and calories – sweetened with monk fruit
✅ Made with premium ingredients for clean, crisp flavor
✅ Legal, hemp-derived & 2018 Farm Bill compliant
✅ Perfect for social sipping, solo chill sessions, or replacing alcohol
Flavor Lineup:
- Cherry Cola: A fizzy classic with a bold cannabis kick
- Strawberry Lemonade: Sweet, tart, and sunshine-ready
- Piña Colada: Tropical smoothness with a twist of THC
Ditch the gummies and skip the booze — Phuk’d Up Seltzer delivers all the flavor and all the feels in one sleek can. It’s the elevated drink experience you didn’t know you were missing.
→ Crack one open and get Phuk’d Up, the chill way.
Please note: Our 4-pack and 12-pack seltzers do not qualify for free shipping due to their larger size and increased shipping weight. Standard shipping rates apply.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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We go beyond the usual “indica vs. sativa.” Every product is classified using lab-tested data on cannabinoids and terpenes—so you're choosing based on how it actually feels, not just the strain name. Most customers love shopping by mood, and it works surprisingly well.
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Yes. Our products contain THC and will trigger a positive result. If you’re subject to drug testing, we recommend not using them.
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Yes. Every product is tested by third-party labs to ensure quality, safety, and compliance with federal regulations.
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Expect a classic THC experience—fun, relaxing, and dependable. It’s federally legal, consistently grown, and backed by our 100-day money-back guarantee.