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We stand behind every product with a 100-day satisfaction guarantee. If you’re not happy with your purchase, reach out to our team. We accept returns on unopened items and will work with you to make it right. Some restrictions may apply.
We test all products through certified third-party labs. To view the latest lab results, please visit our COA’s page.
For the first time in your life, your taste buds and brain buds are about to become best buds. Delivering melt-in-your-mouth chocolate goodness, our Magic Mushroom Chocolate Barswhisper sweet, sugary nothings to your taste buds before bubbling your brain buds up to a Martian zip code. All you gotta do is divvy these bars into pieces, take your preferred dose, and find your cruising altitude. Pop back a couple pieces for a functional microdose, four to six for a groovy euphoria, and seven or more to rappel down the Universe’s soft-white underbelly!
Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes products containing nuts. Peanut Butter flavor contains peanuts.
Shipping During Warm Weather: It is important to us that your chocolates arrive in pristine condition for maximum enjoyment. With this in mind, orders containing Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars that are placed by 12 p.m. CT on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, will be processed the same day. Orders placed after 12 p.m. CT on Thursday, as well as on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, will be processed on the following Monday to avoid holding delays in warm facilities.
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We go beyond the usual “indica vs. sativa.” Every product is classified using lab-tested data on cannabinoids and terpenes—so you're choosing based on how it actually feels, not just the strain name. Most customers love shopping by mood, and it works surprisingly well.
Yes. Our products contain THC and will trigger a positive result. If you’re subject to drug testing, we recommend not using them.
Yes. Every product is tested by third-party labs to ensure quality, safety, and compliance with federal regulations.
Expect a classic THC experience—fun, relaxing, and dependable. It’s federally legal, consistently grown, and backed by our 100-day money-back guarantee.