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ZOOTED 100MG Delta 9 THC Seltzer by The Hemp Doctor
$99.95
Free shipping over $50 (Excluding Setlzer 4 and 12 Packs)
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We stand behind every product with a 100-day satisfaction guarantee. If you’re not happy with your purchase, reach out to our team. We accept returns on unopened items and will work with you to make it right. Some restrictions may apply.
We test all products through certified third-party labs. To view the latest lab results, please visit our COA’s page.
ZOOTED 100MG Delta 9 THC Seltzer by The Hemp Doctor
Bubbly. Loud. Unapologetically Potent.
Introducing ZOOTED Seltzer by The Hemp Doctor — a high-potency, hemp-derived Delta 9 THC beverage made for those who like their lift-off fast and their flavors bold. Each 12oz can is infused with a whopping 100mg of nano-emulsified Delta 9 THC, delivering rapid onset and full-spectrum effects you can feel in minutes.
Whether you’re winding down or wilding out, ZOOTED is your go-to drinkable high. This isn’t your average THC seltzer. This is The Hemp Doctor’s loudest, strongest, most electrifying creation yet.
Why You’ll Love ZOOTED by The Hemp Doctor:
💥 100mg Delta 9 THC per can – hemp-derived and federally compliant
⚡ Nano-infused for fast absorption and quicker effects
💧 Zero sugar, zero calories, bold sparkling flavor
🎯 Crafted for experienced THC consumers
✅ Made by The Hemp Doctor – the trusted name in premium hemp products
Flavor Lineup:
💙 Blue Razz: A berry-charged blast of boldness
💚 Lemon Lime: Crisp, citrusy, and refreshingly tart
Single cans and 12-pack options available — perfect for parties, chill nights, or just blasting off solo.
Crack open the chaos. Sip the storm. Get ZOOTED — only from The Hemp Doctor.
⚠️ Contains 100mg hemp-derived Delta 9 THC. Not intended for beginners. Use with caution and never mix with alcohol or operate machinery while consuming.
Please note: Our 4-pack and 12-pack seltzers do not qualify for free shipping due to their larger size and increased shipping weight. Standard shipping rates apply.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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We go beyond the usual “indica vs. sativa.” Every product is classified using lab-tested data on cannabinoids and terpenes—so you're choosing based on how it actually feels, not just the strain name. Most customers love shopping by mood, and it works surprisingly well.
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Yes. Our products contain THC and will trigger a positive result. If you’re subject to drug testing, we recommend not using them.
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Yes. Every product is tested by third-party labs to ensure quality, safety, and compliance with federal regulations.
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Expect a classic THC experience—fun, relaxing, and dependable. It’s federally legal, consistently grown, and backed by our 100-day money-back guarantee.